60ml: On the remote border of the Cupcake Kingdom and Muffinland sits a tiny, decrepit shack. Therein lives Muffcake; half muffin, half cupcake, more splendid than either, yet shunned by both the Cupcakites and Muffinlandians, who call him an abomination. How cruel they were, exiling him for being so delicious with his tangy lemon bits, fruity undertones, and muffiny cupcakey deliciousness. Soon he will have his revenge, though, and overwhelm them with his massive clouds of max-VG fury.
Heed my warning, vapers. Take him home, and beg for his mercy. He will give his enemies no quarter when the Great Dessert War begins.